I love you like macaroni loves cheese. And I'm so glad you were born. So that I could meet you. And we could fall in love with each other. And you could call me cheesy pet names. And pretend that everything I cook is delicious to make me feel good. And keep my toes warm when it's cold outside. Because you tend to know just how to do that. And you could build me fires in the fireplace and we could sit beside them and drink hot cocoa together. Even if it's only November in Florida. And you could grow that beard that makes you look like a lumberjack. A really adorable lumberjack. And I could steal your fleece sweatshirts. And bake you a birthday cake. And we could share your birthday cake because I kinda can't wait to cut into that thing. And so that I can celebrate this very special day with you. Because I love you.